May 2012
2 posts
5 tags
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like dennor, sufin, usuk, spamano, hetalia, dennorice, and lietpol.
You: MOI MOI MOTHERFUCKER
Stranger: HEJ BITCH
Stranger: I BEAT YOU ASS AGAIN THIS YEAR
You: OH MY GOD IT'S YOUR DUMB ASS CUNT EATING FACE
You: GO HOME
Stranger: ....come back to me
Stranger: please
Stranger: I love you
You: NO ONE LIKES IKEA OR ABBA
Stranger: Finland no
Stranger: stop
You: IKEA SUCKS
Stranger: Finland
Stranger: no
Stranger: no
Stranger: stop
Stranger: our children
You: IKEA
You: SUUUUUUUCKS
Stranger: think of our children and come home
You: AND
You: SO
Stranger: come home
You: DOES
Stranger: Tino
You: ABBA
Stranger: TINO
You: WAT
Stranger: NO
Stranger: COME HOME
Stranger: I LOVE YOU
You: I DON'T WANT TO
You: I WANT TO BE FREE TO DRINK VODKA ALWAYS
Stranger: IT'S BEEN 200 YEARS
Stranger: STOP BEING BUTT HURT
You: WHO'S FAULT IS THAT BITCH
Stranger: ...
Stranger: mine?
You: I WILL BE BUTT HURT ALL I WANT
You: AND YES
Stranger: BUT YOU'RE PUNISHING ALFRED AND MATTHEW TOO
Stranger: NOT THEIR FAULT
You: NO
You: I'M NOT
Stranger: STOP BEING A BITCH
You: I AM NOT BEING A BITCH
Stranger: COME HOME
Stranger: AND BE WITH ME
You: YOU'RE A BITCH
Stranger: FOREVERRRRR
You: NO
You: I HATE U
Stranger: ....
Stranger: IT'S NOT LIKE I WANTED YOU HOME ANYWAY!
Stranger: BAKA!!
You: FINE
Stranger: FINE!
You: GO SUCK NORWAY'S DICK
You: OR DENMARKS
Stranger: *grabs face and makes out with..I mean, wat?*
You: OR BOTH
You: Bifuoebdgpu9ogberw89gfbfnvefou
You: I DIDN'T AGREE TO THIS
Stranger: I'M TAKING YOU HOME!
Stranger: *picks up*
You: I AGREED TO NONE OF THIS
Stranger: SEX NOW
You: THIS IS KIDNAPPING
You: NO
Stranger: NORWAY RAN BACK TO DAN
Stranger: *takes home*
Stranger: LOVE ME DAMN IT
You: SO I'M A REPLACEMENT
You: I SEE HOW IT IS
Stranger: YOU WERE THERE FIRST
You: I SEE HOW YOU ROLL
Stranger: NORWAY WAS YOUR REPLACEMENT
Stranger: IDIOT
Stranger: NOT
Stranger: STOP
Stranger: NO
You: I AM A REPLACEMENT FOR MY REPLACEMENT
Stranger: ....
Stranger: y-yeah
Stranger: sure
You: SEE
You: SEE
Stranger: you can think that.
You: DOUCHE
Stranger: TINO JUST SHUT UP!
Stranger: I LOVE YOU!
You: DOUCHE FACE MC CRAP NOZZLE CUNT AIR BAG
Stranger: *puts him down*
You: OH MY GOD TALK SLOWER PLEASE
You: I'M WAITING
You: GOD
You: I UNDERSTAND YOU HAVE A SPEECH THINGY BUT REALLY
You: I DON'T HAVE ALL DAY
You: I HAVE MORE VODKA TO DRINL
You: DRINL
You: DRINK
Stranger: *gets down on his knees and takes his hands and suddenly everything is darker and soft music plays from nowhere while the wind blows softly* I want to apologize, Tino. I tried to get my boss to let me help you, honest, but I had no money..don't you understand? I went to the front lines on my own, nearly got my leg shot off...all for your sake. I know it did nothing, and I never found you then but...I honestly didn't want any of this. I still love you and I always have and always will so please...come home. Peter misses you, Lad wants to get to know you better, Alfred wants us back together and so does Matthew and...I miss you...Tino really.
You: ...
You: YOLO
4 tags
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like hetalia.
You: MOI MOI MOTHERFUCKER
Stranger: Romano stood, chained to the wall behind him. He didn't know where he was or who had captured him. "Come out, bastardo! What, are you afraid?" the teen called.
You: UHM EXCUSE YOU
You: EXCUUUUUUUUUSE YOU
You: RUDE
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